• While The Boy might initially entice Catholic Priests and Michael Jackson impersonators, it will ultimately leave true horror aficionados feeling lifeless and wooden.

  • Two cannibals were eating the brains from the writers of The Green Inferno when one turned to the other and said, "Does this taste a little stale to you?"

  • TGM went swimmin' with bow-legged women, and watched Shark Killer from Sonar Entertainment.

  • Let Us Prey is scarier than sharing a sleeping bag with a Catholic Priest after one too many chalices of Sacramental wine.  Less emotionally scarring, too.

  • >Note to self: if your abusing bitch of a mother dies, DON'T GO BACK for the funeral.

  • Pack up the kids, stuff your flashlight with baked beans and head off to Red Canyon.

  • If TGM learned anything from The Unforgiving, it's where not to plan his next vacation.


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