Latest Articles

  • 33f7da9b6589ffc6391e301e23ee06f2 450 750

    Fearscape #1

    Meet the newest character you'll love to hate. Read More
  • 56df50eef551fae21ebb9ea599897df1 450 750

    Down a Dark Hall

    At Blackwood School, Madame Duret will bring out your talents…even if you don’t have any! Read More
  • 67190b0d9fd5a1de5f0e2226cbcc275a 450 750

    11 Things That Influenced Richard Thomas' Story, “Requital”

    Author Richard Thomas shares some of the influences for his story in Lost Highways, "Requital". Read More
  • 6571811b5379e6cf4ae6032e921cd676 450 750

    Hellicious #3

    Get ready for a Looney Tunes trip through the underworld. Read More
  • A8067e3aa265701dab4a3ba9c78d2eb1 450 750

    The 31 Best Horror Soundtracks for October

    Grab your headphones because Richie is dropping a horror soundtrack you should listen to for each day in October. Read More
  • 1b9e59bdafcd53e60aa1bdd240acabbc 450 750

    Bloodlust

    Zig checks out htis forgotten piece of Euro-sleaze. Read More
  • 42194a257147506aaf173a7779b9df6e 450 750

    Camp Death III in 2D!

    Ryan takes a trip to Camp Crystal Meph to watch Friday the 13th parody, Camp Death III in 2D!. He's not sure if he'd go back. Read More
  • 72c8884256a0b8bd323291eb1ede1244 450 750

    Possum

    Philip is a broken man, this is his nightmare. Read More
  • Cb15d0262a96e45ed4c2d20e0dceab38 450 750

    Assassination Nation

    The Salem Witch Trials retold for the modern age. Read More
  • E1e451d1ada6ea50daba08a4260cadfd 450 750

    Justice League Dark #3

    Get ready for a whole new set of nightmares thanks to the Upside-Down Man. Read More
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10

Latest News

  • The Backstagers: Halloween Intermission Preview +

    9c8d5e957a24c7031c12297665fb264f 160 120 Check out an early look at a new one-shot from BOOM! Studios Read More
  • Inkshares Having Contest to Publish and Represent New Novel +

    Aefb31c3a8a04fe80ccdfe432d71970d 160 120 Do you have what it takes to win Inkshares' horror contest? Read More
  • R.L. Stine Brings New Scares for Kids with Just Beyond +

    4715550a9708289c37be76c088ac08d5 160 120 BOOM! Studios to begin publishing middle grade graphic novels from the writer in September 2019. Read More
  • Get Butterfly Kisses in October +

    E0973a37082561ec03e1f1dd0e6bd8ce 160 120 Check out the poster and trailer for this found-footage horror film. Read More
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3

Home

Porkchop II: Rise of the Rind DVD Review


Written by Jennifer Turner

DVD released by Independent Entertainment

 

Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 01

 

Written and directed by Eamon Hardiman
2011, Region 1 (NTSC), 80 minutes, Not Rated
DVD released on September 25th, 2012

Starring:
Sam Qualiana as Simon Robertson
Angela Pritchett as Meg
Rob Cobb as Porkchop

 

Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 02 Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 03

 

Review:

 

When I first started watching this movie, I was sure that someone had sent me a dirty movie by mistake. I spent the rest of the film wishing that had been the case. Porkchop II: Rise of the Rind is bad and not in the so bad it's good kind of way.

Porkchop centers around Simon, a teenager who moves to a small West Virginia town. He just happens to move into a house belonging to Pork Chop, a psycho who wears a pig mask, hence the title. He meets Meg, a local girl who is bizarrely obsessed with the killer. Like every teen horror movie in existence, he attracts the hatred of the local bullies. Meg encourages him to throw a party in an attempt to win them over.

For a slasher there is not a lot of slashing. There are numerous completely unnecessary scenes that do not move the plot at all. For instance, a ten-minute discussion of blood in urine or Simon being forced to go to school in women's clothing. It's not all bad though, this film has a dark sense of humor and there are some good one-liners. The funniest  belong to a couple of effeminate rednecks who are the self-proclaimed guards against Porkchop. These characters' few scenes are ten times better than anything else the film has to offer.

The kills are redundant, there are three similar scenes where a teen couple hang out in the woods and get slaughtered. I did like one death scene involving a tiki torch, the special effects are rather good for a film with such a low budget.

The ending is completely out of left field with no real build up. I actually had to rewind the movie because of how abruptly it was wrapped up. Simon, the main character of the film, disappears mid-movie and his fate is left up in the air. This will hopefully be revealed in Porkchop 3D, the sad thing is I am not making this up.

Porkchop II is reminiscent of Troll 2 with its lack of coherent plot and amateur acting. The movie is the very definition of low budget. There is this constant annoying banjo background music that obscures half the dialogue, not that you are missing anything important. You can't pigeonhole this film into any particular genre, it's a hybrid of comedy, "horror", and yes, even a musical. This film has musical numbers, painful, awkward musical numbers that would make Simon Cowell weep in despair. The real question was whether this film was made in jest or if these poor people were making a serious attempt at filmmaking.

 

Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 04 Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 05

 

Video and Audio:

 

The video is just dull looking and not very high quality. It comes off like someone's home video.

As I mentioned above, the background music obscures the dialogue in many scenes.

 

Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 06 Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 07

 

Special Features:

 

Special features include a movie commentary which I found to be extremely boring, there are no real insights to the film nor did the commentators bring anything new to the movie. There is also an equally boring behind-the-scenes featurette that consists of random chatter from the cast that is practically inaudible at times. It's more like someone's boring home videos than an actual featurette

 

Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 08 Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind 09

 

Grades:

 


Movie: Onestar Porkchop Ii Rise Of The Rind Amazon Us
Video: Twostars
Audio: Onestar
Features: Onestar
Overall: Onestar

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Search

Popular Categories

YouTube

OBEY - CONSUME

1.260x260

Contests

  • 1
  • 2

Join Us!

Hit the buttons below to follow us, you won't regret it...