The Top 10 Horror Movies on Amazon Prime for Free That I Would Watch Before I'd Watch Rob Zombie's Halloween
Written by R.J. MacReady
Welcome to the second edition of the irregular "The Top 10 Horror Movies on Amazon Prime for Free That I Would Watch Before I'd Watch Rob Zombie's Halloween" column.
Now, some of you have said, "Hey, wait a minute! We like Zombie's Halloween! He's a genius!" So I'd like to welcome back all those mentally-handicapped people checking out this column. I'm sorry you've been told your opinion can't be wrong, because you just definitively disproved that.
This list is mostly going to spotlight a lot of B and super low-budget films, so if you don't like that kind of movie, then you're not going to want to watch these. For everybody else, give them a shot.
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This found-footage flick set in real-life Gotham City, Baltimore, Maryland, is like Dog the Bounty Hunter show if crazy shit happened in the Dog the Bounty Hunter show. Go watch it and pretend it's a documentary.
House on Haunted Hill
Vincent Price was THE MAN. That guy was such a cool, creepy dude and this movie puts that to good use. A William Castle film that's still considered a great horror movie.
Beastmaster himself, Marc Singer, is in this. That's enough to go check it out, right? Right. But it's actually a pretty entertaining little flick.
Attack of the Giant Leeches
This would be the most terrifying movie you ever saw if you were six years old. Trust me. If, however, you're older than six then go get high and watch this. Highly enjoyable.
Okay, not low budget. But this is one of those nearly-forgotten Wes Craven flicks featuring scary stuff like Ernest Borgnine as a less-believable Amish guy than Harrison Ford, a still-hot Sharon Stone, and that other hot girl who played Athena in the original Battlestar Galactica.
I mean, watch it here free or go get the Scream Factory Blu-ray. Whatever, as long as you don't click on cry-baby Michael Myers.
See you next time!
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