He Knows You're Alone DVD

He Knows You're Alone DVD

Review written by DJBenz

Written by Scott Parker

Directed by Armand Mastroianni

Runtime - 94 Minutes

Rated R

The Cast

Don Scardino - Marvin
Caitlin O'Heaney - Amy Jensen
Elizabeth Kemp - Nancy
Tom Rolfing - Ray Carlton (The Killer)
Lewis Arlt - Det. Len Gamble
Patsy Pease - Joyce
James Rebhorn - Prof. Carl Mason
Tom Hanks - Elliot

The Story

Amy Jensen (Caitlin O'Heaney) is a young bride-to-be who is unsure about her forthcoming wedding to her chauvinistic boyfriend. As if her confusion wasn't bad enough, her ex boyfriend Marvin (Don Scardino), a caring and loyal - if a little childish - admirer, is still interested in re-establishing their relationship.

To make Amy's concerns about her choice of husband pale into insignificance, serial killer Ray Carlton is in town and has a penchant for killing brides to be and their friends. Years earlier, Ray was jilted by his girlfriend and turned up to kill her on her wedding day. Unfortunately for Ray, he chose the wrong girl to kill as she was the future wife of police detective Len Gamble (Lewis Arlt) who has made it his obsession to track down the killer.

After a few years, with few leads to go on, Gamble has all but given up. But after a different girl is killed in movie theatre, Gamble hears that she was due to get married and his personal crusade is back on.

Thoughts

Everything about this movie is bad. Everything.

Amy and her 'teen' friends are played by actresses who are obviously well into their late twenties, which knocks the viewer sideways when asked to believe these girls are still at school. The musical hook which accompanies the killer's prowling is ripped straight from Carpenter's music from Halloween. I won't even give it the benefit of saying it is inspired by Carpenter, it is pure plagiarism.

It seems the only notable thing about this movie is that it was the first movie appearance of Tom Hanks. Doubtless, he shines as a young bit-part actor, but even his brief time onscreen (in a few scenes toward the end of the movie) couldn’t cure my lassitude.

There is no tension in the movie, mainly due to the fact there is no mystique about the killer. His frequent onscreen appearances consist primarily of a close-up of his bulging staring-eyed face, which looks so forced it is laughable. His weapon of choice is a knife, which we see briefly flash into the air before the death scene cuts away to some other mundanity. At one point, Mastroianni attempts to re-create one of the famous shower scene from Psycho, and misses the mark by a mile. Instead of feeling the suspense, I found myself asking, "Why is he ripping off another movie?"

There are three things that make an entertaining slasher movie; an unstoppable killer with a terrifying screen presence (Halloween), a series of inventive 'you know they're coming' death scenes (Friday the 13th series), or complete mystery surrounding the identity of the killer, until the crucial reveal turns around the viewer's conception (Haute Tension). When examined against the highpoints of the genre, He Knows You're Alone contains nothing to put it among the greats and ends up the most excruciatingly dull 94 minutes one could imagine.

I searched really hard to find anything of merit in this movie at all; Some glimpse of an idea which may have inspired later slasher flicks, some unique set piece which wasn't seen before and hasn't been seen since. Sadly, He Knows You're Alone stands as the perfect lesson on how not to make a slasher movie.

Picture

A reasonable presentation, the original film stock looks grainy but only as much as the age would define. Colours are slightly muted and there is an overall muddy brown look to the film.

Sound

Only a Mono soundtrack on the movie, but dialogues are clear and easily audible. The overall balance is comfortable and easy on the ear.

Special Features

Commentary Track
Featuring Director director Armand Mastroianni and screenwriter Scott Parker

Theatrical Trailer

Grade

Movie - */***** A Fluffers convention wouldn't suck this much.

Video - ***/***** Reasonable, given the age of the movie.

Sound - **/***** Nothing to write home about.

Special Features - **/***** Believe me, the faster this disc is removed from your player, the better. Don't worry about the extra features, I couldn’t sit through the movie another time to listen to the commentary, and it’s the only extra save for the token trailer.

Overall - */***** Shit Sandwich.

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