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Friday, 08 June 2007 00:00 |
Bad Reputation Movie Review Written by Steve "
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" Pattee DVD Released by Maverick Entertainment 
I'm keeping my dog Snoopy away from you, you fucking whore. You better not try to fuck him. – Voicemail
Written and directed by Jim Hemphill 2005, Region 1, 90 minutes, Rated R DVD released August 7th, 2007 Starring: Angelique Hennessy as Michelle Jerad Anderson as Aaron Danielle Noble as Wendy Chris Basler as Steve Dakota Ferreiro as Debbie Mark Kunzman as Jake Kristina Lauren as Heather Jennifer Holloway as Carol

The Movie: Self-imposed outcast Michelle (Angelique Hennessy) is a pretty, bright young lady who spends her school lunches reading under a tree and wishing she were part of the cool clique. One day, she seems to get at least part of her wish, when the school jock, Aaron (Jerad Anderson), invites her to a party he's throwing. Being untrusting, Michelle warily accepts his invitation, buys a new dress and goes to the party. Where she is soon drugged, raped by Aaron and his friend and duct taped to a tree for ridicule from her follow classmates and partygoers. To make matters worse, when she arrives at school the next day, Michelle is crushed to learn she has been labeled a slut by Debbie (Dakota Ferreiro), Aaron's jealous girlfriend. Who happens to be the most popular girl in school. Soon enough, the entire school has jumped on Debbie's bandwagon, thus making Michelle's life more of a living hell. Eventually tiring of the ridicule and meanness of her classmates, Michelle decides to dress the part, and let people think she really is a slut. But she has another reason for tramping it up — to pay back those who were responsible for both her rape and her reputation. 
Review: Take the characters from Carrie, add the rape from I Spit on Your Grave and throw in a smidgeon of She's All That, and you have Bad Reputation. Frustratingly unoriginal, Reputation is predictable from go — right down to you knowing who's going to get it, and in what order. As mentioned, Reputation has Carrie's characters. Hell, it has more than the characters, it has a very similar plot — sans telekinesis. Both have shy girls who are outcasts for no reason, both have said shy girls asked to a big event (the prom for Carrie, the party for Michelle), both have horrible things happen to the girls (pigs' blood, rape) and both have exciting endings (the infamous prom, Michelle's second-party finale). Hell, both even have overbearing mothers and the popular girl with the heart of gold who just quite doesn't manage to make things right (Sue Snell in Carrie, Wendy in Reputation). The rape scene is reminiscent of I Spit on Your Grave. Not quite as brutal as Grave (thank God), it's still unflinching and well directed. For not seeing much, you feel the pain Michelle is feeling. The scene is so…dirty. And cringe inducing. It feels completely different than any other scene in the film because it's the most realistic and, to a degree, exploitive. If writer/director Jim Hemphill ever decided to dip into the exploitive genre, I don't think he's have much trouble. And this is by no means a bad thing. The She's All That smidgeon is just that, a smidgeon. It's one of those things where Michelle is too damn pretty to be an outcast (before the rape). At least the film acknowledges the fact by mentioning something along the lines of Michelle being in a Freddie Prinze movie. 
What truly hurts Reputation, though, is not its lack of originality, but rather its lack of a longer script. Clocking in at 90 minutes, Reputation feels longer. Some scenes drag on entirely too long, and others — like a scene where Michelle confronts the school's guidance counselor — seem somewhat out of place. Although the guidance counselor scene did have the best delivered line in the film, so, ironically, I'm glad it was there to see. But it would do much better as a deleted scene. Often, I say a good script will make an otherwise mediocre movie good. Reputation, however, is one of the exceptions. While the script is a novice effort, it does have moments. Yet what saves Reputation from fumbling below mediocrity is its above (B-movie) average directing and performances. Even though it's overlong due to an overshort script and its story is really, completely unoriginal, it still managed to entertain me or, rather, keep me entertained for the duration. I easily credit Hemphill's direction for this. While the story is blah, he was still able to hold my attention. His direction, though, wouldn't mean squat if he didn't have capable actors. Fortunately, he had that with his main characters. While each was equally competent in getting it done, Danielle Noble as the popular-girl-trying-to-do-good Wendy stole the show. Not only was she the most believable of the bunch, but Hemphill was smart enough to add a little depth to her character by explaining why she wasn't so quick to jump on her friends' bandwagon (something I don't recall Snell's character from Carrie having). Her character definitely benefited from this, and, in turn, Hemphill's film benefited from her performance. I can only see myself going back to Reputation should Hemphill make more films. But, even with its flaws, you can see a budding talent in the director and, all things considered, Reputation is a pretty damn decent start. Audio, video and special features will not be graded, as this is a screener.  
Conclusion: Bad Reputation isn't something you haven't seen before, but it isn't a complete waste of time, either. There's a lot of talent both behind and in front of the camera, and it's worth a gander to see some future stars should you catch it on the tube. | Overall: |
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Tuesday, 05 June 2007 21:00 |
Arang DVD Review Review written by Steve "
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Directed by Sang-hoon Ahn Written by Sang-hoon Ahn, Seon-ju Jeong, Jeong-seob Lee and Yun-kyung Sin 2006, Region 1, 98 minutes, Not rated
Starring: Yoon-ah Song as So-young Dong-wook Lee as Hyun-ki

Movie: Immediately after coming off a suspension, Detective So-yung (Yoon-ah Song — Face) is thrust into one doozy of a case. Seems the victim died from acid. An acid released from inside his body. And this isn't the type of acid those crazy kids are fond of — the only trip these cats are taking is to the morgue. To make matters worse, there are a couple more men dying off the same way. There appears to be a serial killer on the loose, and the last thing the victims are seeing is a long-haired woman in black (with some freaky blood-shot eyes). Throw in a new partner and some crazy dreams and So-young has her work cut out for her.  Review: Did you have that thought when you read the summary? The one that said, "Oh, no. Not another long-haired girl ghost"? It's understandable if you did. I'm with you, because the long-haired girl seems to be losing her power over me. Let's face it, though, she is a traditional part of Asian culture, and if the film is done right, it will still be good. Like Arang. Sort of. The haunting aspect hurts Arang a tad, because in some movies, suspense is better than fear, and this is one of those movies. Yet, fortunately, the ghost wasn't overused, and there are some great, effective scenes with the haunt. In a way, it's a Catch-22. The ghost scenes work, while not being necessary. Because they work, they help the movie. Because they aren't necessary, they hurt it At its core, Arang is a murder mystery more than a ghost story because, while the ghost does play a part in the movie (and effectively brings some scares), at the end of the day, it really isn't needed. The movie really works more as a mystery than a ghost story, and by the time the credits roll, you kind of wonder why the ghost was there in the first place. The thing that impressed me the most is Yoon-ah Song's performance as So-yung, the detective. She manages to be tough without being butch. Many times in movies, if the female lead is a detective, there seems to be an unwritten rule where she has to be over-the-top badass, or have some sort of chip on her shoulder. But Song's So-yung is badass and sweet as pie. Even when she's beating down a suspect — the reason for her suspension — she never crosses the line of becoming Cagney or Lacey. And the best part is, she has a reason to have a chip on her shoulder (which plays into the movie, in a roundabout way), but it's handled extremely well in both her performance and the script. She really is fantastic. According to IMDB, aside from a short, Arang is director Sang-hoon Ahn's first movie, and I am eager to see more from him. It's obvious he knows how to work fear, suspense and drama into a flick, so no matter what he chooses to tackle, I'm sure it will be great, especially if he focuses a little more on just one genre. 
Video and Audio: Arang's anamorphic presentation is very, very nice. The color spectrum is all over the place, from bright, vivid days to the cold bluish ghost to warm orangish scenes. The picture is crisp throughout, and colors always seem natural. Like the picture, the Korean DTS track rocks, too. It's full and robust, with each speaker doing its job appropriately. Korean Dolby Digital 2.0 and 5.1 and English and Spanish subtitles are also offered. 
Special Features: - Commentary by Director and Cast
- The Making of Arang
- Behind the Scenes
- Interview With Cast
- Interview With Music Director
- Deleted Scenes
- Original Theatrical Trailer
As you can see, Tartan Films really packed on the features for this "Asia Extreme" release. The commentary with producer Min-ho Lee, director Ahn and actors Song and Dong-wook Lee is extremely well done. When they introduced themselves at the beginning of the track, I immediately became concerned. Three men and one woman on a subtitled commentary track. This wasn't going to be fun. But, fortunately, no one talked over one another, and it was very easy to keep up with. The talk is a mix of some funny anecdotes, the typical "he did great here," a little of telling the viewer what's going on onscreen and why some scenes were cut. Overall, it's a decent commentary — one I'm sure I would have enjoyed more if it weren't for the language barrier. One thing I wish companies would do with foreign language tracks is differentiate the speakers — be it with different colored text on who's speaking, or printing of the name on the screen as they are speaking. It would be extremely helpful. Both "The Making of Arang" and "Behind the Scenes" featurettes are about a half an hour each of behind-the-scenes material. While there are some fairly quick interviews mixed in, the majority of the featurettes are the filming of the filming of the movie. I enjoy these types of features, but I was wishing for some sort of commentary at points. The "Interview With Cast" featurette is exactly that — interviews with the cast. It's rather short, compared to the other featurettes, as it only runs about three minutes. Of the special features, the "Interview With Music Director" is my favorite. Dong-in Jung only talks for about five minutes of this 14-minute featurette, but what he says is pretty interesting (especially when he talks about a music choice he made that the director didn't agree with). The rest of the time is shots from the movie using his score. Seeing that the score is pretty damn awesome, it's a nice watch, and listen. It made me wish for a score-only track on the disc. The ten deleted scenes consist of both extended scenes and scenes cut altogether, and, after listening to the commentary, I know (and agree with) why some were cut. But I still have to wonder why they cut a scene explaining the lack of teeth in a dead dog. There are trailers for The Ghost, Cinderella, Shutter, The Maid and Cello, in addition to the trailer for Arang. 
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Conclusion: While Arang might have a little bit of an identity crisis, it still manages to be a pretty damn good flick, easily worth a rental, and a purchase for fans of Korean horror. 
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Tuesday, 05 June 2007 19:43 |
A Thousand Words: Bloodline Movie Review Written by Steve "
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You know I would do anything to protect you...to keep you safe. Anything. – Ian
Written and directed by Justin Lewis and Jerod Brennen 2007, 26 minutes, Not rated Starring: Louie Cowan as Ian Jason Morris as Steven Bryan Arnold as Jack Suzanne Camilli as Jennifer Hannah Wegmann as Anne Todd Marquis as Shaun 
Movie: Young Steven is a budding amateur photographer. Dorky, introverted and a little strange, Steven has been warned on more than one occasion to stay away from Jack's girlfriend, Jennifer. Being the jealous high-school football player he is, his reaction to beat Steven's ass when he catches him taking a picture of his girlfriend is natural. But while Dick and his Cro-Magnon friend think Steven is creepy, they have know idea the really small the distance the apple falls from the tree in Steven's family. Because Ian, Steven's father, is not just creepy, he's frightening. And very protective. After Jack and his boy pummel Steven for the last time, Daddy decides to pay those mean kids a visit and set them straight. For good. 
Review: Short movies are a tough breed to master. You can get the spectacular — like Oculus or most any given "Tales from the Crypt" episode. You can get the pretty damn bad — like a few of the "Masters of Horror" episodes. And you can get the mediocre — like A Thousand Words: Bloodline. Bloodline's biggest problem, by far, is its story. There's no hook. It's a by-the-numbers story, with stereotypical characters and a predictable ending. One of the things that made Oculus so damn good was its story. What made many "Tales from the Crypt" episodes so damn good were their stories. But, here, there's nothing new. Nothing gripping. Nothing shocking. And when you are a low-budget filmmaker, this is inexcusable, as you already have the odds stacked against you. It's hard enough to get people to sit through an indie horror movie, and when you don't offer anything new, they'd rather sit through a million-dollar mediocre movie than a thousand-dollar one. Another thing that hurt the film is some of the scenes are poorly executed. In one scene, one of Jennifer's friends is getting hacked up in front of her. She is right by the door watching. Right. By. The. Door. So when does she make a break for it? After the killer gets more-than-a-few licks in on her friend, and looks up at Jennifer. And, goddammit, do we really need the person coming up from the back seat of the car? Does this scare anyone anymore? It's predictable as hell and doesn't work. No, it didn't work in the big budget TCM: The Beginning, either. But while the scare sucks in Beginning, too, that movie can get away with more. Why? Budget. It has better gore, better shots and better actors. That's not to say the acting is bad in Bloodline. It's actually quite capable across the board. Jason Morris, who plays Steven, is effectively creepy, while Suzanne Camilli, as Jennifer, is believable as the girl of his affections. The gore (and sometimes lack of), too, is effective. As much as the weaker scenes in the short pissed me off, I have to applaud directors Justin Lewis and Jerod Brennen for the edit. Lewis and Brennen did a damn decent job showing what they had and hiding what they didn't. Many times, low-budget films will go overboard, attempting to show every effects shot, regardless of how it looks. And, many times, they hurt their films because the effects aren't that good. But Bloodline only shows the effective scenes, and is smart enough to let the audience's imagination decipher what the filmmakers couldn't afford to do. One particular scene — the aforementioned scene where Jennifer is watching her friend get hacked — is one of the most uncomfortable in the film's short running time. And you don't see a damn thing. Bloodline's pace also benefits from its edit. Even at a short 26 minutes, the film moves along just fine. It doesn't get dull, even in its predictability. Something should be said for that. Audio, video and special features will not be graded, as this is a screener.  Grades: | Movie: |  | 
Conclusion: Ironically, because of its same-old-same-old story, A Thousand Words: Bloodline would be a much better feature-length film because it would give the filmmakers a chance to delve into Ian and Steven's life a little more. As well as upping the body count. But, as it is right now, it's "been there, seen that." Overall: 
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Wednesday, 23 May 2007 23:49 |
The Wedding Party DVD Review Written by Eric "The Hitman" Strauss 
Directed by Dominique Deruddere Written by Jean Van Hamme and Dominique Deruddere (Based on the comic book "Lune de Guerre" by Hermann and Van Hamme) 2005, Region 1, 92 minutes Unrated
Starring: Armin Rhode as Hermann Walzer Uwe Ochsenknecht as Franz Berger Arne Lenk as Mark Walzer Josef Heynert as Andy Walzer Imogen Kogge as Hannelore Walzer Julia Schmidt as Yvonne Walzer

The Target: Just the thing for a fellow who got engaged this weekend to watch, The Wedding Party tells the story of what happens when an egotistical, gun-toting father of the groom matches wills — and firepower — with a desperate chef he embarrasses at the reception. The latest international film TLA has picked up for its "Danger After Dark" line, The Wedding Party might be the most straightforward, and best. And I'm not just saying that because my father is a pleasant academic with nary a violent bone in his body. I'm saying that because The Wedding Party has everything you want in a black comedy: Excellent acting, clever writing, a few pretty women and guns, guns, guns. On Mark and Sophie's happy day, every other couple that travels with them to an isolated, struggling hotel has some kind of dysfunction. Mark's father, Hermann, is an overbearing jackass who stops the caravan to dinner to shoot some pheasants he sees in a field. Mark's older brother, Andy, is almost as bad, but without the pomp and pompousness — "This is just like 'Medal of Honor,'" he gleefully says at one point. The bride's parents are no happier together than the groom's, and her brother is shamelessly flirting with his sister — who harbors a relationship with one of her father's, um, hired guns that she keeps a secret. Once the bullets — and grenades! — start flying and the booze starts flowing, the problems with those relationships and more pop up, a future of married life in stark contrast to what should be the optimism of such a day. Everything goes to hell because the wealthy Hermann Walzer has had his eye on the hotel property for some time, but its owner/chef, Franz Berger, refuses to sell despite his struggles. When a "final offer" is followed by a disastrous shrimp cocktail, the wedding party storms out, led by Hermann. Berger locks them out, citing the unpaid bill, which wouldn't be so bad, except… Sophie and her mother-in-law are locked in the ladies' room. That leads to a kind of German Mexican standoff, with the Walzers — armed Hermann and Andy and pacifist Mark — outside, and Berger, his staff and guests inside. If Armin Rhode is forced to play one note as Hermann, he plays it like a virtuoso, complete with tics and twitches and a mix of the charm that's made Hermann rich and the tyranny that's made him such a bastard. Uwe Ochsenknecht gives Berger the right notes of shock, despair and anger, and Arne Lenk and Imogen Kogge do "tormented" well as Mark Walzer and his trapped mother, Hannelore. The supporting cast is likewise terrific — the script by Jean Van Hamme and director Dominique Deruddere, based on a comic, gives most of the characters at least two sides, and the actors stretch their ranges to match: A happy-go-lucky guy turns violent, a wounded man struggles to stay conscious, a sassy woman turns scared and a quiet one gets drunk and has some fun. Of course, there are accidents and incidents, and pretty soon everything is so far out of hand, even Hermann and Berger are thinking about backing down. But a final, awful, accidental shooting leads to what promises to be a violent climax — which leads to an ending that is oddly underwhelming, yet entirely appropriate. This isn't a horror movie, after all — not every "Danger" after dark is a vampire — but a satire, albeit one with lots of blood and a few beasts wearing the guise of men. 
Through the Scope and Earpiece: The 1.85:1 anamorphic video is mediocre, but serviceable. The picture as a whole is grainy, soft and washed out, but that could be the fault of the source elements. The digital noise during some moving scenes — watching one wounded man twitch could make you seasick — must be the fault of the disc. The German Dolby 5.1 track is better, with solid bass and some use of the surrounds in a front-heavy mix. There is plenty of shouting and gunshots, and the high end never tops out; the effects also never drown out the dialogue. English subtitles are optional, as is a German 2.0 mix. 
Ammunition: The only extras are the excellent trailer for The Wedding Party and a series of other TLA Releasing trailers (Strange Circus, Next Door, Evil and the "Danger After Dark" Collection). 
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The Kill Shot: The Wedding Party is a tightly paced film that still leaves room for characters that keep your attention, and has the fortune to have a strong cast that makes them work. It's a movie in which half the time you don't know whether to laugh or cry — a hysterical scene with an old man and a hand grenade leads to another man's revelations of infidelity and realization that he truly loves the wife he's cheating. Yes, the climax fizzles, and it's almost the only predictable part of the film. But that also means The Wedding Party stays true to its characters, and that's commendable. Not to mention, entertaining. | Overall – |  | (Weapons of Choice: Mitsubishi 1080 series 42" TV, Sony DVP-CX995V DVD player, Bose Lifestyle 25 Series II speakers, Apple iBook G4 and, in certain situations, Panasonic 27" TV, Panasonic A110 DVD player and Bose TriPort headphones.) Want to return fire? Head over to the HorrorTalk Review Forum. © 2007 HorrorTalk.com. No use of this review is permitted without expressed permission from
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Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:56 |
The Ghost (aka Ryeong) DVD Review
Written by Steve "
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DVD released by Tartan Video

The ghost is here. – Young girl.
Written and directed by Tae-kyung Kim 2004, Region 1, 94 minutes, Not rated DVD released on April 24th, 2007
Starring: Ha-neul Kim as Ji-won Min Jin Ryu as Ju-ho Park Sang-mi Nam as Su-in

Movie:
Ji-won has a bright future in front of her. She's about to graduate from college and skip town to greener pastures.
It's her past that's the problem. She can't remember any of it. Poor Ji-won suffers from amnesia.
So when one of her friends from before she had amnesia contacts her, Ji-won's intrigued. Until her friend explains that one of the girls who used to be in their tight-knit group when they were in high school has died mysteriously. After seeing something strange.
If she wasn't digging up her past before, Ji-won dives head first into finding out who she was, and why her old friends are dying.
But the more she finds out, the more she learns she wasn't a very nice person. And there's a reason why her friends are being murdered. Just wait until Ji-won finds out she is the reason.

Review:
When I was a lad, I used to love doing those paint-by-number sets. I was pretty good at painting between the lines, but I lacked the talent my sister had of drawing something from scratch.
Writer/director Tae-kyung Kim must have been a big fan of those sets, too. Because The Ghost is sure as hell a by-the-numbers movie. It's painted really pretty, as there are some great shots, and there are certainly some great scares. But the story is the same you've seen from many popular Asian horror films. Hell, one of the last scenes is dangerously close to ripping off Ringu.
Yet, that's not to say it's bad. Because it really isn't. It just isn't original. Watching it, I was reminded of when Scream first came out, and the leagues of copycats after it. Not all of them were bad, by any means. And there were some that were quite enjoyable. Ghost falls somewhere in between. Kind of like Scream 3. Same old story, but definitely watchable.
But one thing Ghost does, like many Asian horror films, is create fantastic atmosphere. There are some fantastic scenes — scenes that sometimes nothing happens in — that really do a great job bringing the dread. In particular, the pool scenes. Water plays a pretty important part in the film, and Ji-won likes taking frequent dips in what seems to be the world's deepest swimming pool. Having an unnatural fear of water myself (thanks, Jaws!), it's the pool scenes that got to me the most.
Ha-nuel Kim is extremely good as the young Ji-won. At first I thought she was too emotionless, but as the film went on, I realized she was playing it perfectly. She is a very lonely girl, who knows nothing about her past, has a questionable future and has just had death dropped on her lap. What really solidified her performance was a scene where she just breaks down. Up to that point, she seemed to be under control, if not a little too indifferent. But when things finally get to her, I sat up and watched because not only was it out of her character, it was a very convincing performance.
Sadly, though, the ambiance and Kim's performance just aren't enough to make Ghost any more than a middle-of-the-road horror film.

Video and Audio:
The Ghost's overall presentation is fantastic. Its anamorphic presentation is crisp and clean throughout, with deep, solid blacks and completely natural colors.
Ghost's video is well complemented by its audio. The Korean DTS is full and spacious. No audio quirks were heard, and there is a great use of sides and rears.
Korean Dolby Digital 2.0 and 5.1 and English and Spanish subtitles are also offered.

Special Features:
- Cast Interviews
- Behind the Scenes
- Original Theatrical Trailer
- TV Spots
- Tartan Asia Extreme New Releases
The "Cast Interviews" and "Behind the Scenes" featurettes have a combined running time of about eight minutes, and are really nothing more than promotional pieces for the film. The aren't in-depth at all — two minutes for a behind-the-scenes featurette isn't enough to scratch the surface — and the interview "questions" are nothing more than brief descriptions of what the movie is about and what character the interviewee played.
In addition to tv spots and a trailer for The Ghost, there are also trailers for Shutter, The Red Shoes, Cinderella, A Tale of Two Sisters and Heirloom.


Conclusion:
The Ghost is a run-of-the-mill Asian horror film, but it does have enough moments to make it easily worth a Saturday night rental.

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Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:01 |
Mobius Movie Review
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Directed by Joaquin Montalvan Written by Joaquin Montalvan & Eunice Font 2006, 77 minutes, Not rated
Starring: Paul E. Respass as Mark/Caleb Ivan Naranjo as Wise Man Joaquin Montalvan as Ashtaroth Fred Lucas as Bibbity Spout Teem Lucas as Gaia

Review:
Slash, hack, blood, gore, breasts...and again. Most of the time, those five words will faithfully describe majority of indie horror films one seems to find nowadays, as it seems that extremity is the nearest pathway towards success (or notoriety, as you might imagine). Even if the films are not loaded with gore, they will feature one traditional monster or another, and zombies seem to be particularly popular. As it turns out, the advent of digital camera has created many backyard Romeros and Fulcis, and not yet a single Lynch or Jodorowsky. Until a copy of Joaquin Montalvan's Mobius landed in my mailbox, and I was shown that this kind exists, as well.
Mobius tells a story of twin brothers Mark and Caleb, both on the different spectres of society. A long time ago their mother was murdered, and Caleb was the one to find her. Mark takes it upon himself to care for his brother, but, as the years go by, and Caleb sinks into despair and nothingness, Mark's resolve is loosening its grip and he ultimately casts his brother off, refusing to even speak to him. Split from each other, brothers start a lengthy walk on an uncertain road leading to reconciliation — a trip which will change the both of them for good. And while Caleb seems to be finding his way, with a help of a wise old Indian (of Geronimo, not Ghandi variety), Mark's life starts slowly dissolving.
Mobius is the feature-length debut of UCLA grad Joaquin Montalvan, who previously helmed some shorts and a couple of documentary subjects, most notably one about hurricane Katrina. Considering his academic credits, it would be grossly unfair to call him a "backyard Lynch", but the spirit of David Lynch's work is strongly present within this film. Basically, what we have here is a collection of recollections, seen through the eyes of either Mark or Caleb. Montalvan separates the two by using colour in Mark's scenes, and black and white for Caleb, which creates an interesting split between the two, additionally influencing your outlook on this story. On their voyage, both brothers meet odd characters who speak to them in philosophical riddles, creating surreal situations.


By now, you should be aware that this is not a film for everyone's taste. A slow burn, even at its seventy-five minutes of running time, and with storyline presented in pieces left for viewer to pick up along the way, Mobius nevertheless has some mysterious appeal attached to it, mostly thanks to very capable direction and editing and likable performances of its leads. Starring as Mark/Caleb is Paul E. Respass, who is not an exceptional actor, yet he nails the both parts by just looking right and evoking the proper reaction from the viewer. Ivan Naranjo is the pick of the support cast, playing the old Indian with an aura of wisdom radiating from his body, while the director himself has a bit part as an auxiliary character which appears to both Mark and Caleb, looking quite like a young Robert Smith (of The Cure fame).
Additional flavour is added by some location work. Certain parts of the film have been shot in the desert (I believe I saw Death Valley mentioned in the ending credits), and those count among the more interesting bits of the film. The desert setting, along with "the messenger" (a mysterious character who inhabits the area), invoke the comparison with Alejandro Jodorowsky's work. Also, the desert scenes made me think of the latter-era Doors — I could almost hear "Riders on the Storm" during some stretches. The film was shot completely on DV, but here it looks better than usual, especially the black and white scenes which are virtually grainless and almost always well-lit.
Still, the mere presence of such a fragmented narrative and arthouse leanings will make this a difficult sell to the regular audience. Even the most battle-hardened indie fans will find Mobius a laborious experience, as there are no conventional "scares", nor gore or nudity, not to mention the fact that, say, Eraserhead looks superbly comprehensible in comparison. That said, this film will find its audience, and they might find it an interesting experience. Montalvan makes the best out of this opportunity, and I'll be looking forward to seeing if he can build on this. If you enjoy early Lynch, Jodorowsky, and similar work, give this one a go.
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Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:19 |
The City of the Dead DVD Review Written by Steve "
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" Pattee DVD released by Salvation  Better warn you young fella, they don't like strangers in Whitewood. – Old Man Directed by John Llewellyn Moxy Written by George Baxt 1960, Region 0 (PAL), 84 minutes, Rated 18 (UK) DVD released April 16th, 2007 Starring: Patricia Jessel as Mrs. Newless Dennis Lotis as Richard Barlow Christopher Lee as Alan Driscoll Tom Naylor as Bill Betta St. John as Patricia Venetia Stevenson as Nan Barlow

Movie: In an effort to gather research for her paper on witchcraft, young Nan Barlow (Venetia Stevenson) decides to head to the town of Whitewood — a town whose history is thick with witchlore. Her professor, Alan Driscoll (played by the always good, Christopher Lee), is very encouraging, giving her a suggestion where to stay and to even drop his name if she has any problems. Seems the professor grew up in Whitewood, and knows a lot about the little burgh. Nan's brother, the appropriately named "Dick," thinks the whole "believing in witches" is just plain silly, and she should just stay home. But Nan is insistent on learning the history, so, against the will of her brother, she heads off to Whitewood, hungry with curiosity. And that's when the movie really gets going. Because Whitewood is a population of weirdos, and Nan has happened to arrive just in time for the Sabbath. (And not a Christian Holy Sabbath, either). Do you think Dick's first thought was a big "I told you so" when his sister turns up missing? I think it was. But it doesn't stop him from heading to Whitewood to kick a little townie ass in an effort to find Nan. 
Review: Christopher Lee is a rock star. Even if you don't recognize him at first. When I saw Lee's name on the box cover of The City of the Dead, I knew that, even if I didn't enjoy the film, I would enjoy Lee's performance. The irony that ended up was not only did I enjoy the film (a lot), I thought Lee was coolest characters (and the best actor) in the flick. And, shame on me, but I didn't even recognize him when he first showed up on screen. It hit me after his scene was over. I'm no Lee aficionado, by any means, and I'm used to seeing him in his later roles (Dracula A.D. 1972, The Wickerman, etc). So when it dawned on me that I just missed Lee, I felt a little sheepish. But that's a credit to Lee because, even not realizing who he was at first, he still stood out. Yet, that really shouldn't be a shocker. The movie itself is a damn enjoyable one. It's a little Psycho-esque in its story (woman goes to strange hotel in desolate area, run by an even stranger proprietor, disappears and the hunt is on). But instead of one Norman Bates, there's an entire town — save one or two people — of certifiable nutjobs. And there are definite other Psycho-like scenerios, but to delve into those would spoil it for you. But, here's the kicker: Dead was released only months after Psycho. So these could simply be coincidences, and if they are, there's one hell of an eerie coincidence in the film. While there are some similarities with Psycho in story, at the end of the day they are completely different movies. And while Dead doesn't reach Psycho's level of sheer genius, it still has some damn fine "WTF!" moments going for it, as well as a great cast. Aside from the mentioned Lee, Dennis Lotis (as Dick), Venetia Stevenson (as Nan) and Patricia Jessel as the spooky hotel owner, Mrs. Newless are all fantastic. Especially Jessel. She is one sadistic woman. And even though Dead's ending is unintentionally hilarious in its execution, it doesn't hurt the film in the slightest. But let's just say it involves a man with a dagger in his back running around, carrying a cross that is bigger than him, harnessing the power of lightening. Yeah, it has to be seen to be believed. 
Video and Audio: Dead's 16:9 anamorphic presentation is surprisingly crisp and clean. While there is some print damage, that is to be expected. I didn't notice any of the edge enhancement that was in the other Salvation films I reviewed (Night of the Bloody Apes and Justine). An overall very nice looking picture. Sound wise, I was also surprised. There are more-than-a-few instances of the Rice Krispy gang (at one point I thought the fireplace noises were a little out of place, especially when there wasn't a fireplace in the scene), but, overall, voices are easily understood, and I never had to reach for the remote. 
Special Features: - Brand New 45 Minute Interview with Christopher Lee
- Interview with Venetia Stevenson (Derby's Rangers, "Alfred Hitchcock Presents")
- Interview and Commentary by John Moxey (TV's "Night Stalker", "Detective Father Brown", Circus of Fear)
- Original Theatrical Trailer
- Photo Gallery
- Star and Director Biographies
- Redemption Trailers
The interviews are fantastic, with Lee's being the best, and longest, of the bunch. While each interview touches on some of each participant's involvement with Dead, they are also very personal as the discussion is not just about the movie. In particular, Lee, who also discusses films made in the U.S. versus films made in the U.K. One minor complaint I have, though, is the interviews were talking head-ish. Certainly at least Lee has enough film work behind him to throw up some pictures of him, or some old film footage, that he can talk over. The photo gallery contains ten pictures of movie posters and seven stills from the film. The offered trailers are for The City of the Dead, Requiem for a Vampire and Les Demoniques. Note, the DVD I have for review notes a Christopher Lee commentary on the box, but, sadly, that is nowhere to be found. 
Conclusion: This two-disc set of The City of the Dead is a solid purchase for both Christopher Lee fans and fans of horror alike. Hell, buy it just for the ending. 
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Sunday, 29 April 2007 20:48 |
Deaden Movie Review Written by Eric "
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" Strauss DVD released by Critical Mass Releasing 
Directed by Christian Viel Written by John Fallon 2006, 78 minutes, Not rated
Starring: John Fallon as Rane Deke Richards as Kersey Claudia Jurt as Park Neil Napier as Samuel Anna Jaeger as Jamie Carmen Echeverria as Tina Kevin Kelsall as Remy Marcello Bezina as Ballsy John Topor as James

Review: Canadian actor John Fallon may be better known for his "Arrow in the Head" Internet reviews than his bit parts in movies like Recon 2020. He's probably hoping that will change with Deaden, the latest film from Recon director Christian Viel, which Fallon wrote and stars in. Fallon plays Rane, an undercover cop who quits the force after he has to kill someone, in an apparent moment of conscience, but stays in the biker gang he's infiltrated, in an apparent relapse of said conscience. Of course, that only leads to disaster. With his wife, Jamie, very, very pregnant, he decides to quit the gang, too. Bad move. She gets gang-raped and her fetus aborted from the outside in, switchblade-style. He takes a shot to the skull from a crossbow that — despite an explanation by a guy who plays a doctor on TV — seems impossible to survive. (An "arrow in the head"… get it?) Okay, when I was a kid in school, we saw a film about a railroad worker who took a rail spike through the noggin and survived as a much bigger jerk than he had been. Perhaps that, plus the wife/baby thing, explains how Rane — who quit the police over a murder, remember? — manages to walk out of the hospital, plagued by flashbacks, high on painkillers and cocaine, and hell-bent on beating or killing any and everyone in sight. Of course, the logic gets left in the E.R., starting with Rane's escape, when a security guard actually brawls with a patient in a hospital hallway. So Deaden's out of hand from Jump Street, and truth to tell, it never really gets back in hand. But that's okay. Fallon's built to brawl, big and tough with a shaved head and goatee, and he sports an impressive forehead scar from the exit wound. Dressed in black trenchcoat and skullcap, he looks the part to a T, though his voice and accent don't quite match his look. Fallon's not a great actor, but he plays a tough guy with relish, and as screenwriter, he makes sure he gets a few chances to do more than brawl. On the downside, Rane isn't especially likable, and the supporting cast — besides the veteran pro Neil Napier ($la$her$) as the villain, Samuel, and the cute Anna Jaeger as the late Jamie — is nondescript. Still, as star vehicles go, I've certainly seen worse. I've never hidden that I like Christian Viel. He's a good guy and he makes enjoyable movies like Recon and Samhain. Even a straight-up vigilante pic like Deaden has a distinctive style in his hands. The camera tricks are aggressive, the violence is cartoonish and there's only a tiny bit of pretentious nihilism. If it's not quite Tony Scott's Domino, it's Domino lite. That's meant as a compliment. 
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Conclusion: As a reviewer, John Fallon seems to have a soft spot for films that entertain and show some boobs, regardless of any other merits or lack thereof. Say this for him and Christian Viel, they made a film that entertains and shows some boobs. The other merits may be debatable, but Viel has the style and track record to get Fallon and his film a little notice in the crowded indie field.
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Sunday, 29 April 2007 16:35 |
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Released by SBT Films Written and Directed by Sam Thompson 7 Minutes, Not rated
Starring: Mike Rasque Rita Cannon Todd Dahlgren Melissa Lindemann Paul Globensky 
The Movie: Killer urinal cakes attack unsuspecting bathroom visitors.  
 
Review: Yes, that really is the entire plot synopsis, but what would you expect from a seven minute independent feature about killer urinal cakes? I had expected something utterly stupid, shot (badly) on DV, edited together with Microsoft Movie Maker and starring a bunch of high-school goons who got drunk and decided to “make a movie”. While the end result is indeed utterly stupid, it is utterly stupid in the most wonderful way. It’s like a seven minute chunk of Troma, from the halcyon days when they used to be wonderfully off-the-wall while still managing to entertain the audience. There’s a lot that many independent filmmakers could learn from Urine Trouble, not least that it is possible to create a polished effort with very little money. The Camera work and editing are superb, and the special effects (which consist mainly of a urinal cake with teeth, and a guy who gets his cock bitten off) are brilliant. Sam Thompson promises “horror movies your way”, and when you get a highly entertaining, slickly made slab of independent horror goodness like this, that’s certainly the way I like it.  
 
Video and Audio: I never really expect much more than DV from such a low budget presentation, but this looks to have been shot in 16mm, lending a nice film look with a little grain. The audio isn't going to blow anyone away, but it is more than adequate for what's required. Special Features: Urinal Cake Audio Commentary – The movie narrated by one of the urinal cakes. As they communicate solely with grunts and noises, it wears thin after about 30 seconds.
Cast & Crew Interviews – A frequently funny short piece, based around director Sam Thompson’s misconception that the cast & crew really respect him.
Urinal Cake Beer Commercial – A public service film about the dangers of killer urinal cakes. Take note, it may save your life.
Movie Posters – Exactly that. A collection of artwork designed for the movie.
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Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:30 |
The Grand Horror Movie Review Written by
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A Dead Lantern Pictures Production 
Written and directed by MaT Fisher 2006, 86 minutes, Not rated
Starring: T.J. Roe as T.J. Jeremy Cech as Jeremy Steve Eaton as Steve Rhyann Crooks as Rhyann Robert Kister as Robert Pam King as Pam

Movie: The dead have risen yet again, and the epicentre of apocalypse is this time somewhere in Nebraska. On the run from the undead hordes, T.J., Jeremy, Rhyann and Steve find shelter in an old movie theatre. But, the place they perceive as safe has secrets of its own — as the story goes, long time ago its owner massacred the employees working there, whose ghosts now supposedly haunt the building. That something is wrong becomes obvious once all four of them start seeing and hearing things, and their fears are exacerbated once they're joined by Pam, a teenage girl who claims something murdered her friend Robert while they were hiding in the theatre basement. It seems that the Grand Theatre urban legends aren't only legends, and all of a sudden zombies roaming outside become the least of all worries for our trapped heroes... 
Thoughts: Watching independent shot-on-DV-with-shoestring-budget horror films is almost always an interesting experience. As you pop the DVD into your player, the initial reaction is one of horror — not because of the film's gruesome content, but rather due to the fact you're obliged to spend eighty-plus minutes watching something which initially looks so spectacularly inept. And not only that you have to watch it, you also have to review it. Yet, most of the time things improve past the fifteen minute mark, which I assume would be the usual acclimatization period for a seasoned horror fan to get used to shoddy acting and lacking production values. And by the end, you might be even glad you saw it. So once you're used to the whole exhilarating routine of disgust, acceptance and rejoicing, indie horror films might not be all that bad. The Grand Horror, a firstborn offering from Dead Lantern Pictures, follows exactly the path described above. The way it starts, you sense yet another take at the "zombie mayhem" storyline which is so beaten by now, that a slab of horse meat looks downright lively in comparison. But, as it progresses, it twists, turns and worms itself into a coherent little chiller, ultimately making me classify it as "watchable"...and maybe a bit more. Writer/director MaT Kisher uses the zombie apocalypse concept only as a plot hook, which is later intertwined with an urban legend. The mixing of those two aspects makes the film stick out positively, as it defies some of the genre conventions and becomes the film's strongest weapon. As I understand, film was shot completely on location at the real "Grand Theatre" in Nebraska, and the crew used its (dis)advantages to their favour; for the better part of the movie, actors spend time rummaging through narrow hallways and exploring ominous looking basement locations. 
Which brings us to the actors. The film features four leads and two auxiliary characters, out of which best impressions were left by T.J. Roe and Jeremy Cech. Cech is the most-assured looking actor in the whole film, looking more experienced than he really is, and in some way physically resembling a rather young Lance Henriksen (always a bonus). Roe and Cech aside, the rest of the cast doesn't exactly shine — Rhyann Crooks has her moments, but Steve Eaton and Pam King look like the weakest of the bunch, especially King, who seems incapable of showing emotions when needed (her "breakdown" scene with Robert, the first of the cast to get offed, is supreme unintentional comedy). Credit also goes to the monster design — the ghouls in The Grand Horror look first rate, and are best described as a crossover between classic Dawn of the Dead zombies and Sadako-esque spectres from the J-horror cycle Sadly, as it often happens with those grade Z productions, the idea and concept outshine the crew capabilities yet again. Fisher's direction is inept at best, and coupled with the choppy editing, which produces a fair amount of jarring cuts throughout the film, works massively against the overall film grade. Also present are sound issues — a lot of static and background noise and inaudible dialogues at times, especially when camera is shooting the action from a distance (I'm guessing there was no external mics used during the shooting), and poor camerawork. A lot of dialogue, if not all, was also ad-libbed, which sometimes works, but most of the time just grates (favourite bit : the "mop" conversation between T.J. and Steve). Still, one must consider that this is Fisher's first ever stab at directing, and that the crew just lacks experience at any level. Browsing the web, you'll find a few interviews and pages which describe Dead Lantern's trials and tribulations of making this film, and it would be just too harsh to dog the film purely on the behalf of technical inability. After all, I have seen much more capably directed and slick-looking indies which in essence were just garbage, so Fisher and co. are doing something right. The Grand Horror is a good start, a step in right direction, and with this experience under their belt Dead Lantern might yet grow into a promising enterprise. Audio, video and special features will not be graded as this is a screener. 
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