| Funny Book Splatter (01.04.2012) |
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| Written by James Ferguson | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Sunday, 08 January 2012 04:57 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Welcome to my new weekly segment on HorrorTalk, taking a look at the horror comics released every Wednesday. The plan is that for each week you'll get a nice list of all the spooky funny books that you can check out at your local comic shop or, in most cases, on your favorite e-reader. Try as I might, I'm not going to be able to read every single issue that's released, but I'm going to do my best to give you the best info I can, so without further ado, let's check out this week's pull list.
Grimm Fairy Tales: Myths & Legends #11
This wraps up the second Myths and Legends story arc with a very bizarre look at the Little Mermaid. If you're looking for Ariel and a charming singing lobster, you are in the wrong place. Here we have Erica, a nice girl who's just been turned into a fierce siren out to get revenge on everyone that's wronged her. She's being manipulated by a sea witch who's looking for vengeance of her own and Samantha, the guardian of earth, is trying to help Erica see the light.
If you're looking to try a new comic this week, pick up The Price from 215 Ink. This is a one shot issue that could turn into something more. The story focuses on Erin, a young woman who's lost somewhere near Bumblefuck, USA. After finding no help from the local feeding hole, she encounters ghosts along the highway and her world is turned completely upside down. Reality seems to warp around her and it's difficult to tell what's real.
The Goon #37
Full disclosure: I've never read an issue of The Goon until this week. I've heard about the character and the seemingly inevitable, but non-existent film adaptation, but I've never read an issue. This is a standalone tale, centered on a factory with poor working conditions. After a group of employees is killed in a horrible fire, a cover up ensues and the workers unionize, hiring The Goon to look after them when the corrupt cops try to silence them.
If you're in the mood for giant monster destruction, then look no further than Godzilla: Legends from IDW. This issue focuses on Titanosaurus and a secret group looking to control the monsters plaguing earth. We're introduced to Tristan, a young boy with physic powers who's recruited by this organization to try to bond with one of the beasts. The story is filled with conspiracy and reminds me a little of that one episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with the invisible girl. You can tell that these people are up to no good, but you just don't know why until the very end of the issue which has a great payoff.
The Theater is an interesting book that's been rather hit or miss. The premise is that there's a spooky movie theater where crazy stuff is happening, but that serves as a bookend to a different story each issue, as if they're showing a movie. This month's story was called Down the Street and is about two guys who befriend a new neighbor only to find out a horrible secret about their new buddy's past. It reads like an average thriller without any surprises. The overall Theater story is way more interesting with a demented projectionist causing terror for two moviegoers. Unfortunately there are only a few pages dedicated to that and there's little-to-no development, so we're left hanging. I doubt this will get picked up as each issue has focused on different people in the theater.
This book is just damn fun. It's a bloody fantasy story with zombies. Valen, the former king of this land, is looking to reclaim his soul from the evil necromancer Korrus Null, but he's shunned by his own people. This issue sees him and his only loyal friends tearing through an army to get across a bridge. The battle is gory and non-stop. Heads are chopped off left and right. It's great.
Betrayal of the Planet of the Apes continues to deliver issue after issue. This is the penultimate chapter in the mini-series and I have no idea how the authors are going to tie up every loose end. Aleron gains support in the prison and looks to escape while Dr. Zaius gets closer to the truth of the vast conspiracy. The ape society is becoming a powder keg and it's getting ready to explode. This book is fast-paced, but never feels rushed as it bounces between each of the main characters.
Pinhead's quest to return to human form has been successful. Now he's helping Tiffany destroy the remaining Lemarchand Devices out there. His memory of his former life is starting to come back slowly, so we'll soon be learning about who the man was who became Pinhead. I'm not really sure where this story arc is going, but there's a satisfying cliffhanger.
BOOM! continues their reprinting of classic Hellraiser comics with the latest issue of Masterpieces. This collects the first two parts of Devil's Brigade. I don't know if there's more to the story. Basically, a war in Hell is breaking out and chubby Cenobite Flagellum takes it on herself to put a stop to it. She finds that there are a series of turning points on earth that her people need to make sure go their way. The story is rather dry and I have no connection to any of the characters, so I didn't care much if they succeed in their plan or not. It alternates between ridiculous gore and lame self-abuse. The second chapter details one of the missions.
This was the conclusion to the arc featuring agent Espinoza trying to escape from dinosaur island, which is now controlled by drug lord Cazares. He's found help in Dr. Frances White, who's been living in the jungles of the island for years and has a pack of raptors loyal only to her. The issue is action-packed and dripping with revenge. The characters are interesting and I just hope there's more to it now that this story is done.
Also released this week in the horror genre, but not reviewed here are:
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The Price One Shot

Godzilla: Legends #3
The Theater #4
Valen the Outcast #2

Betrayal of the Planet of the Apes #3
Clive Barker's Hellraiser #9
Hellraiser Masterpieces #5
Jurassic Park: Dangerous Games #5

