Congratulations Hitman!

by **freakmagnet** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:32 pm

HEY!!! How did a thread about Hitman's beautiful little girl's arrival turn into this sexually tense hate thread? KNOCK IT OFF OR DO IT SOMEPLACE ELSE!!! :mad:

by **Alien Redrum** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:43 am

LivingDeadGirl wrote:
Alien Redrum wrote:"Kind of" my ass. She's a little firecracker.

LivingDeadGirl wrote:Unless of course, you make an offer to A.R. He might go for it!

Oddly, the thought of sexing Spez is less disgusting than the thought of fucking you.

Go figure.

Hey, your prerogative. You're really not my type anyway. I don't go for hatemongers.

You can't be fucking serious. Or that fucking dense. :lol:

by **Girlghost** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:45 pm

Hitbaby!

And I'm with Freak.

by **The Hitman** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:47 pm

My baby has no facial hair or back hair.

But then, she's Asian. And four weeks old.

by **Spez** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:27 am

The Hitman wrote:But then, she's Asian. And four weeks old.

So she's good at math and a bad driver?

by **TGM** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:45 am

Spez wrote:
The Hitman wrote:But then, she's Asian. And four weeks old.

So she's good at math and a bad driver?

no silly, she presses one helluva shirt!

by **Alien Redrum** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:08 am

Those are Koreans.

She gives a mean manicure.

by **The Hitman** » Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:17 pm

She sneaks up on babies on guard duty and kills them.

by **LivingDeadGirl** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:45 pm

So she's a ninja?

by **The Hitman** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:09 pm

LivingDeadGirl wrote:So she's a ninja?

No, Vietnamese. Didn't you ever see Platoon or Full Metal Jacket? Or Hamburger Hill even?

Come on, what kind of good Republican doesn't love a good war movie!

:johnwoo:

by **Alien Redrum** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:53 pm

Vietnamese tunnels scare me. :spider:

by **Neon Maniac** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:06 am

Especially ones filled with babies.

by **shiki-jitsu** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:19 am

Now I'm starving...

by **LivingDeadGirl** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 2:07 am

The Hitman wrote:
LivingDeadGirl wrote:So she's a ninja?

No, Vietnamese. Didn't you ever see Platoon or Full Metal Jacket? Or Hamburger Hill even?

Come on, what kind of good Republican doesn't love a good war movie!

Does Stripes count?

How about Good Morning, Vietnam?