The People of Walmart

[Neon Maniac]

http://peopleofwalmart.com

BEST SITE EVER>



Each one a gem.

[shiki-jitsu]

FInally proof that it's all Doctors and Lawyers that shop there!

[shiki-jitsu]

See guys, AR wasn't lying, he does have a girlfriend....

http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=931

[TGM]

See guys, AR wasn't lying, he does have a girlfriend....

http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=931

10-1 that those guys next to her have no idea what that symbol even means.

[Sham]

I love Walmart.

[Alien Redrum]

See guys, AR wasn't lying, he does have a girlfriend....

http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=931

I thought that was going to be lame (as in some fat chick).

I should have never doubted you.

[Neon Maniac]

I love this one:

http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=2931

[LivingDeadGirl]

What about the crazy shit people do to their cars (wooden shelf spoiler, wooden windows, stuffed animals and weird crap glued all over)? How is any of that even legal?

[K']

Back when we still had Walmart in Germany, their job adds always listed "English" as a required second language. So when I was bored or just in the mood to torture someone, I would go to the nearby Walmart and ask for something in English. I once got six employees involved in the hunt for the rare and obscure non-fat milk. My personal record. High personnel turnover made it quite simple to play this "game" at least once a month.

[Alien Redrum]

Sadly, K', in the States you could not play that game. English is not a requirement.

On the bright side, if you can speak hillbilly, you'll be just fine.

[Blonde]

[shiki-jitsu]

Sadly, K', in the States you could not play that game. English is not a requirement.

FUCKING

They recently "remodeled" the local Walmart here so we couldn't find some shit we were looking for. We asked two people before walking out in frustration.

The first girl couldn't talk. Literally. She was a mute or some shit. We asked for whatever we were looking for and she pointed to the other end of the store and said, " WHhrhhggeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh RRRgggooouuuughhghuughherrr ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". and, btw she lied. It wasn't where she pointed.

The next lady we asked said she no hable ingles. So we asked in spanish and she walked away.

Fuck walmart.

Walmart is to Me as Best Buy is to Joe

[LivingDeadGirl]

They're constantly changing the set-up for where everything is in the aisles at the WalMart where I live.

[Neon Maniac]

The first girl couldn't talk. Literally. She was a mute or some shit. We asked for whatever we were looking for and she pointed to the other end of the store and said, " WHhrhhggeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh RRRgggooouuuughhghuughherrr ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn". and, btw she lied. It wasn't where she pointed.

Just because she's a mute doesn't mean she's friendly or helpful. She was probably saying, "get the fuck out of my store, you tongue using motherfucker" and pointed at the nearest exit. Was AK with you? Because she was probably saying she didn't serve her type.

The next lady we asked said she no hable ingles. So we asked in spanish and she walked away.

She was probably pissed off that you were making fun of her mute BFF and had had it up to here with you and your uppity gf. Besides, it's Walmart of godsake! Yes, it's big, but it's not like it's the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. There are signs everywhere, and all you have to do is walk around and look a little, and you're going to find what you want. Maybe next time you can't find your chocolate milk and coloring books you need to take five minutes to look for it before you start harassing mutie and her friend to do your shopping for you. They have work to do, they can't hold your hand while you decide whether you can afford Quick or have to go with the local dairy brand.

[Alien Redrum]