Funniest spam I've had in a while.

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Martin Van Buren
show details 2:26 AM (8 hours ago)
Dear Friend,


Compliment of the Season,

My name is Martin Van Buren and I work with the Netherlands Ministry of
finance. I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner; I found your address through
my countries international Web directory.

Please do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal
ethics. However, I am contacting you in order to ask for your assistance on
this confidential business proposal with full financial benefits. During our
last meeting and examination of various banks accounts, my department found
a dormant account with an enormous sum of US$ 6,500,000.00 (Six million five
hundred thousand US dollar).

From my investigation, there was no beneficiary stated concerning this fund
/account, which means no one, would ever come to claim it. I will need you
to stand and apply to the bank which I will provide to you as the
beneficiary to this account. In effecting this transaction, I intend to give
30% of the total funds as compensation for your assistance. I have in my
possession all the necessary documents to have this transaction carried out
successfully and legally.

I will provide you with a clearer picture or information upon the receipt of
your response.

Please send me the details below to my private email address (martin.buren@email.com)

1. Your Full names
2. Your Private phone number

Thanks for your time.

Mr. Martin Van Buren.
martin.buren@email.com

Oh, those dead presidents.

[Alien Redrum]